When I asked you for a chai latte, what I meant to say was:
"I was walking past. I saw you in the window. I only came in here because I had to know what your voice sounded like".
But instead of saying that, I just got really nervous and ordered the first thing on the menu. I don’t even know what the fuck chai is. Or latte for that matter.
When God made you, he cussed for the first time. He turned to an angel, gave him a high five and said “Goddamn, I’m good!”
You are that beautiful.
I’ve spent the last five days trying to figure out how I’m going to introduce myself to you properly and I think I finally figured it out. It’s gonna be something like “Hi.”
That’s all I’ve got so far.
But I think it’s a good start."